Jailhouse Rock

I live in the land of Elvis, his ghost is inescapable down here, everywhere I turn it's Elvis this and Elvis that.

Yeah, I get it, Elvis came from this neck of the woods. Get over it already.

One thing that has always puzzled me is the lyrics to Jailhouse Rock. Has there ever been a more homo-erotic song written? I truly wonder if Elvis even realized what he was singing when he mouthed the words "If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"

Was he advocating sticking a chair leg up your own ass for some sort of thrill? Seriously, "If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair." Uh, no thank you Elvis.

And the biggest what the fuck:

"Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

That just screams prison rape. Apparently number 47 was noticing that number 3 had a cute little mouth and was intending to do something about it. Like shove his dick in it. That's just fucking disgusting. Is "Jailhouse Rock" some sort of fucked up euphemism for gay sex?